My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
slomps said: You have snapchat?
Anonymous said: Would you come to sheffield to see me and fuck me? X
Cheeky, that’s only an hour away x
Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
that’s all I want.